Pretenditarian

A person (usually on an Internet forum) who claims to be a Libertarian, but is actually just another Republican jackoff.

Also describes someone who supports big government and repressive legislation when enacted by Republicans, but cries bloody murder when the same measures are enacted by Democrats.

See Fibertarian

Real Libertarian: "How can you call yourself a Libertarian when you support the current administration's constant and repeated attempts to violate our privacy in the name of imaginary security?"

Pretenditarian: "Shut up, LibTard!"

by Dr. Cyclops January 19, 2007

pretendinitis

The pain and discomfort endured while having a tedious conversation, usually the result of long periods of smiling and nodding. Facial muscles can be eased periodically with generic comments such as "Oh really?", "Uh-huh", and "That's crazy."

Pretty long, I started to get pretendinitis

by sugartees August 3, 2010

I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something”

*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something

by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020

I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.

*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008

Pretendica

Good mid-grade cannabis. Not too many seeds and a good enough high, so it's worth the price.

Hey man, give me some of that pretendica.

by pretendica September 16, 2007

pink pretender

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.

Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

PreHeated Oven

Having your woman eat lots of hot or spicy food with the intentions of anal intercourse later in the evening. A woman can tell when she is prepped and ready by the warmth of her flatulence instead of the odor.

Dave noticed Sally force down two ghost peppers, he was excited to feel the warmth of her PreHeated Oven later tonight.

by BraHn September 1, 2013