Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

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Proching

Doing push ups, squats, running, leg drops and all other kinds of exercises while good EDM is playing in the background.

Person 1: "What did you do in P.E. Class today?
Person 2: "Oh I went proching."

by radionite August 15, 2017

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peachin out

When a person is fighting there sleep and starts dozing off wherever they are. When a person falls asleep for a few seconds to minutes and has bumped there head or other body parts

Look at T**, peachin out, I bet his head hits the door...

Quit peachin out and get up in bed.

by Phin phin October 5, 2017

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Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.

P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.

by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018

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