portuguese lobster boat

Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.

Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...

by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016

Portuguese Plot Twist

When the movie ends with a plot twist and somebody ends up getting their dick sucked.

Shawn: did you see that new movie?
Ty: yea I did not except the Portuguese plot twist at the end!

by Gnardog37 December 28, 2022

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023

portuguese snow blower

When you put cocaine in the end of a straw and blow it into her butthole and then proceed to stick it in. As needed.

I legit gave that bitch a Portuguese snow blower she didn’t feel a thing!

by crowley14 December 3, 2021

Portuguese Lip gloss

An act in which a man and woman masterbate together and once the two climax they smear their own love mayo with their index finger on each others lips. They then pucker up and smooch.

Julie and I were bored in the bedroom so we thought we might try a Portuguese Lip gloss

by lick my lips November 15, 2014

Portuguese Home Run

Any infield hit. (Preferably a bunt single)

Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.

by Jim & Todd September 7, 2007

Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.

hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.

by Reptar08 July 1, 2010