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PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019
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poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.
I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.
by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013
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POPTARTS

So Poptarts are the best snack you could ever have!!! Sorry, the chocolate Poptarts are all for me, SoOoOoOoOoOo.....
Hayley: MEH POPTARTS, GIMME GIMME GIMME
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel
by Poptart_loving_sweety March 28, 2019
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poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T
"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"
by d.a.t April 7, 2008
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Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.
She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.
by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020
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Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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poptart

๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™œ๐™–๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ค ๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™จ ๐™–๐™ง๐™š ๐™œ๐™ช๐™ž๐™ก๐™ฉ๐™ฎ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™›๐™–๐™œ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ง๐™ฎ/๐™จ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™–๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฎ
๐™›๐™ช๐™˜๐™  ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ฎ๐™ค ๐™ฅ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™  ๐™จ๐™๐™ž๐™ง๐™ฉ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™›๐™ช๐™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ poptart
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