Poptart

Offen the name of a small black cute kitten. Who indeed likes to play in the food cabinet. Poptart is usually a girl and will sleep in the most awkward positions. This kitten will usually try to eat food....straight from your mouth and likes to be refered to as Simba.

Girl 1: Omg! I got a new kitten!
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D

by BendXoverXbackwardsXandXscrewX November 30, 2009

Unicorn poptart ninja

Leslie

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!

by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018

High poptart

When a women cums and goes into a man's penis and then proceeds to bite his cock off

Ethan screamed in pain after the high poptart

by Ethansucksballs May 14, 2022

Poptart

To be considered “slow” or “retarded”

“ Timothy your a poptart “

by CrizpyQ April 23, 2024

Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Poptart

A snack that makes you horny asf

“Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”

by CrocDog765 May 7, 2019