When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
Get the poptart condommug. by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 24, 2020
Get the Poptart Cripmug. v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.
n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!
Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
by fanOFcake December 7, 2011
Get the poptartmug. double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)
1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one
"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one
"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2
"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one
"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2
by strangewalrus November 22, 2011
Get the poptartmug. “Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”
by CrocDog765 May 7, 2019
Get the Poptartmug. A person that’s like a black licorice poptart, if there ever was one, he’s always overshadowed but is someone’s favorite flavor
by Nerual 💞 May 15, 2018
Get the Poptartmug. A black person who tans.
by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011
Get the poptartmug.