Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity

God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

Poptart

Someone who is sweet and nice on the outside and slimy and dirty on the inside.

She is such a poptart.
I don't know why Jessica was acting like a poptart to me Saturday night

by Urbanduchess April 20, 2016

Poptart

You deserve mr puff cheeks to attack you

U poptart

by Poptarts-yes June 19, 2022

Poptart

Cute pet name for the neu pun yo.

"I love you, poptart!"

by gummybear!@ April 30, 2012

poptart

a poptart is a sandwich

my poptart was a great sandwich

by the frsh god June 19, 2021

Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022

Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.

Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”

by _hunny_ December 13, 2018