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Pooter

This Pooter Crashed Into 10 pallets.
by Lilbit6132 April 8, 2022
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Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.
Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.
by Asaya October 24, 2018
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pooter

He kissed Nancy, Stephanie, and Sophia at John's party, he is such a POOTER.
by camycamsdf June 11, 2019
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Pooter

A pooter is someone who poots and is of pooty quality and displays behavior that is very pootful.
You pooter! You didn’t refill the toilet paper, you poot.
by PootfulPride May 14, 2022
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Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.
I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.
by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020
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pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.
Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.
by zach0711 September 9, 2016
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