poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005

poor mans

in wrestling when u grab your opponents dick and balls and pull

today in wrestling i gave conner hersh a poor mans

by dirks bently December 28, 2009

Poor Mans Red

Removing the filter to any cigarette to give that soothing "red" flavour that any real cigarette smoker enjoys best.

Mikey D: Hey Jimmy you got any reds man, I'm out.
Jimmy: Nah man alls I got are these shitty ass Paul Maul Blues...Hold on a sec though(breaks Filter off from cigarette)... Here you go man.
Mikey D:You son a of a bitch........You're a Fucking GENIOUS!!!!...hehe poor mans red

by Isaac1200 February 15, 2013

Poor mans ket

Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction

Tommy:why are u acting weird bro
Brodie: I took some poor mans ket

by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018

Poor mans IMAX

Sitting in the front row of your local movie theatre and pretending its an IMAX theatre.

The dark knight rises came out last week and I had to watch it in poor mans IMAX.

by Mr.elephants808 May 5, 2013

poor mans Fleshlight

A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.

Mike made a poor mans Fleshlight out of Sarahs laundry.

by Mister Mister August 24, 2016

poor mans spaghetti

when one takes a massive bowel movement on a downtown city street. he proceeds to let the dump rot in its own filth, until worms or crabs (in special occasions) begin to infest the terd. a homeless man then scoops up the terd thinking it is a tenderly cooked steak ripe for the picking. he takes the dookie and goes to the tallest building in his town and proceed to singe the butt brownie. it should turn black and begin to bubble cooking the anal pie. he proceeds to dine on the delectable dookie.

1. dude he eats poormans spaghetti like i eat taco bell.

2. Child: Mom! I don't wanna eat this, it looks like poor mans spaghetti!

3. Hey, youve had a long day, y dont i whoop us up some poor mans spaghetti!

4. The hobo was unaware of what he was getting into, when he realized, that when he bit into his poor mans spaghetti it tasted as if a yeti had produced his bubbling hellish hershie bar.

by i <3 poor mans spaghetti August 2, 2008