Poly-wog

A person who is newly out as polyamorous and is learning and exploring their identity!

“I haven’t heard of kitchen table polyamory, I’m still a poly-wog.”

by New to the pond August 22, 2021

Roly Poly Turkey

The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.

My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.

by Zoobow December 21, 2020

jam roly poly

When you and lady have sexual intercorse whilst on her period

Dude, we both had a jam roly poly last night. Finished it off with custard.

by Thedarpachief December 8, 2017

Flora Poli

Most amazing girl in this universe! Such a beautiful, hardworking and inspiring person. You can trust her with you’re life. She’s the best friend you can ever get and if you have a friend like her you’re the luckiest! She will always have your back in hardest times.

She loves animals and likes to spend time with nature. Energetic, attractive and incredibly kind!

Get yourself a friend like Flora Poli, she is the best!!

by Islandragonfly November 23, 2021

True Poly

A true poly is someone who can not love just one person. The love does not have to, but can include, sexual relations however can not comfortably be confined to a single person.

"My boyfriend James is a true poly because he loves and takes care of me and my friends."

by The Sirta Foundation April 15, 2019

solo poly hijabi amputee

This refers to a viral poster shared throughout Twitter in 2024. It was memed and ridiculed as "too woke" due to it featuring a black hijabi character whose one leg is replaced with a pirate hook who explained "solo polyamory" in a seemingly confusing manner.

"when i'm in a woke-off battle but my final opponent is the black solo poly hijabi amputee: "

by repufolklore November 24, 2024

Poly scammerous

1. A person who pretends to be polyamorous but uses it as a cover for manipulation, cheating, or exploiting others emotionally or financially.
2. Someone who enters multiple relationships under false pretenses, misrepresenting intentions, commitments, or availability.
3. A satirical or humorous label for people who weaponize “openness” in relationships to avoid accountability.

• “He said he was poly, but it turns out he was just poly scammerous—lying to everyone and making it look like it was all ethical.”
• “Watch out for poly scammerous types; they talk about freedom but ghost you the moment you ask for clarity.”

by MellowServices336 July 30, 2025