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platonically breed

An act of breeding in the traditional sense, but is not sexual in any means, and is between two or more close friends.
Person: Nah, don't worry homie, I'm just gonna platonically breed ya!
by Comrade Eclipse December 10, 2023
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Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.
by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018
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Non-Platonic Hate

A hate towards a person, derived from sexual emotions.
Bb didn't want sum fuk. I am experiencing unexpected Non-Platonic Hate.
by Pinostar November 9, 2017
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Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.
Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.
by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025
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Platonic Tension

In between a friendzone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and form an intimate bond.
"Ricardo and I have been experiencing platonic tension since the beginning of the semester."
"I can totally feel it. You guys are both in a failing relationship, right?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."
by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020
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Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.
Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."
by ICantWord December 7, 2016
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Platonic

Kissing is platonic Trust!
Trust! Its Platonic!
by Ricardo Randy December 8, 2024
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