Captain Planet

Protect the environment, or he'll fucking kill you!

Guy: You got glass in my eyes..
Ted Turner: ..And my foot in your BALLS!"
*boots
"CAPTAIN PLANET!"

by Ghost Dog X August 12, 2009

captain planet fart

When several individuals in an enclosed space fart simultaneously (or in rapid succession) to create one monster cloud of shit particles. By all powers combined the aggregate fart is stronger than its parts.

Trevor Ballard, Grogan Gammons, and Jackson farted in their Range Rover at the same time, it was a captain planet fart.

by Bro-cephus October 25, 2009

played

when a guy makes you think he loves you, fucks you, and then doesnt talk to you.

"fuck me...i got so played"

by beck June 8, 2004

Planetside

The Worlds ONLY MMOFPS Sci-Fi Game, choose your empire and fight in a never ending war. For Land, For Power, For Ever!

OMG Those Fishhead n00bs are fightning us when the Elmo's are taking Amerish!

Mike33 : "Lo m8's,,,we needa saave me,,mum,,,Americh,,gogogo"

by BeetleJuice101 December 30, 2004

planetary-ascribed biological determinism

A term used to jokingly describe the pseudoscience of astrology, first used and popularized by Katya Zamolodchikova on the YouTube series UNHhhh

Rachel is such a nutjob that she actually believes in planetary-ascribed biological determinism.

by bobothebonobo May 7, 2020

invissy plane

a plane that is only around when you're stoned, but cannot be seen or heard.

Dude just imagine if invissy planes started falling out the sky.

by Tubulance May 2, 2009

United Federation Of Planets

The Organization to which the Borg think it is only ever neccessary to send one Cube at a time to assimilate, even if it fails every time.

ST first contact (at Earth, attacking the United Federation of Planets); "One cube has entered visual range. Speed warp 9 point..."
ST voy (In Delta Quadrant); They swarmed our system - Hundreds of Cubes.

by Hyperbeing December 18, 2005