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City of No Pity

I'm from the City of No Pity. That shit don't move me.
by LOLDrown566 July 24, 2021
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pity post

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.
I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.
by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009
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pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.
Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!
by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014
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Pity Sponsorship

I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.
I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!
by Bergen County Bombers January 25, 2012
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pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself
In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.
by skuffed_up March 1, 2023
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Pity-Like

When you like someone's instagram photo for the sole reason of the guilty feeling you have because the photo has like zero likes.
Tina's picture only had two likes after an hour so I gave her a pity-like.
by Mileydelrey March 29, 2015
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pity blunt

When a person passes you a blunt out of pity
Man she kept being dramatic so I passed her the pity blunt.
by Pacman723 December 14, 2018
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