pity-like

The act of "liking" a friend's status on Facebook because no one else has liked their status.

Sounds like the perfect time for a pity-like.

by pityliker101 April 4, 2011

pity post

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.

I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.

by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

Pity pall

A pity pall is a friend you have where your friendship is solely based on the fact that you both have depression.

Yes, I made this up myself

I really like to hang out with Bob, but I feel like he's just a pity pall.

by Super Nigger Faggot October 3, 2018

Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 27, 2021

Shift-pity

The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule

“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”

by PdmHillsboro April 17, 2020

Pity Rape

When its firstly classified as rape, yet the person begins to feel sorry/ bad for the rapist and allows them to continue until they've finished

Ben pinned down Anika to the floor and became raping her, yet as the action dragged out she began to feel sorry for Ben, as he was loser at her high-school, so she allowed him to continue until he was finished making it pity rape.

by Ragezilla17 October 1, 2016