So as any of you who read this know im an ER doctor. And I've seen some shit but this takes the cake.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
by Dr. Francisco baker May 10, 2018
Get the Pickled assmug. Made popular by Roger on the tv show "American Dad"; going 'Full Pickle' means to show your entire penis.
by GiantRascal April 23, 2011
Get the Full Picklemug. An insult for someone with a face structure that looks similar to the Crimson Chin from The Fairly OddParents
Boy I’m really boutta get to yo pickle chin ass boy, egg head like collard greens headass boy, oh hell nah boy yo dirt ass boy stank ass boy afro headass, lip gloss chin ass boy ugly ass boy
by alphii February 17, 2019
Get the Pickle chinmug. Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.
by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022
Get the Fried picklesmug. A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
by chork December 3, 2005
Get the pickled excrementmug. Noun,
A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.
A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.
by JRPGking December 21, 2009
Get the Pickle Ticklermug. by Jerry A. September 4, 2006
Get the pickle jockeymug.