Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

pick up your stars in the dust

an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.

if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.

by Sexydimma December 01, 2016

pick up and throw around

when someone wants to pick you up and have sex with you

"i like girls i can pick up and throw around"

by Kaylee Trampus December 10, 2024

pick up and throw around

To pick someone up and have sex with them

"i like girls i can pick up and throw around"
"Elijah totally picked me up and threw me around last night"

by Kaylee Trampus December 10, 2024

PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Pick up line

something cheesy...

bottom: "your like a roller coaster, the faster u go the louder I scream"
top: 😳
top: "Is that a pick up line or do you really want me to go faster 😏"
bottom: "😳 I- I-"

by me_i_am-bottom November 15, 2021

National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021