A cheap phone that you only give the number to whores, so that they don't bother you on your regular phone.
by Kate the Great 127 December 16, 2008
Get the whore phonemug. The amount of EXTRA time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the ADDITIONAL time shit-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.
Boss- You seem to be later than usual this morning?
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.
You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)
Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?
You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.
You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)
Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?
You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???
by TheeKoJak September 20, 2016
Get the Phone Lagmug. by Biamanda May 29, 2008
Get the Phone Highmug. by DaveEggo February 14, 2012
Get the Phone Jabmug. by esco August 14, 2004
Get the Phone Shymug. The act of screening a call from family, a friend, or common acquaintance. Can have hazardous result depending upon the speed of the screen. Usually accomplished through a cell phone.
"Are you sure you called him, you were hardly on the phone."
"It went straight to his answering machine. He red phoned me back to the stone age."
"It went straight to his answering machine. He red phoned me back to the stone age."
by King Hogs May 10, 2008
Get the Red Phonemug. by Don Joooan August 5, 2004
Get the shag phonemug.