phantom buzz

The false sensation of feeling your cell phone vibrate in your pocket when you're suffering from textpectation or expecting a call from that certain girl (that will never actually call you back).

Guy #1: <whips cell phone out of pocket>
Guy #2: She finally got back to you?!?
Guy #1: Nope. Damn, it was just phantom buzz.
Guy#2: Ouch, sorry dude.

by bimmer95 October 10, 2008

phantom forces

A blocky lego game on Roblox where little kids think they can 360 no scope off the crane.

My daddy is Builderman and he will ban you from Phantom Forces if you kill me!

by TheDeepBlue December 02, 2017

phantom penis

The quivering feeling a girl (or person) gets right after having sex when the penis has withdrawn from the vagina.

He pulled out and I rolled over closing my legs back together and trembled from phantom penis.

by lovestosnuggle January 17, 2009

The Phantom Shitter

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.

Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...

by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010

Phantom Regiment

By far the most badass drum corps ever to walk the face of the Earth...characterized by an orgasmic horn line and a drum line as tight as they come.

"Hey did you see the Phantom Regiment show this weekend?"
"No I didn't get to see it, but I was 30 miles away and I could still hear it!"

by Ishterp August 07, 2008

Double Phantom

Y'know when you do a clean poo (you wipe your bottom and theres no sign of skiddies) and when you do a torpedo poo (it shoots up the back pipe so you cant see it sitting in the bottom of the bowl, Well when you do both of those its a double phantom, its like you never did a poo.

Was that a double phantom or did I just go toilet for nothing?

by Mogalli October 28, 2008

Phantom Poop

When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.

Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."

Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."

Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."

by Boozle November 26, 2008