penacity

the state of being a pain in the ass

You speak with such penacity, I want to kick your ass.

by Richie Richardson May 6, 2006

penal-ized

V; Waking up after a crazy night, and finding a penis or multiple amounts of penises drawn on your face, usualy done with perminant marker

Tim: That S.O.B. jake penal-ized me right on the forehead

Billy: you shouldnt have passed out in his kitchen

by billy ;) September 30, 2008

peenar

Small, tiny, rubbish, not very good.

How come you all get a massive steak and I've been left with the peenar one just because I was five minutes late.

by thegriceisrightandyouknowsit July 1, 2011

peenacalada

An underwater creature which makes funny noises when you poke it.

Andy : Jeezus Thats a big peenacalada.

by Koaladude December 28, 2005

penalating

the action of sticking a fork into someones toe

Herbert the penalating man penalates

by Bo Jingles and Jerry February 17, 2010

Penalizer

To be disciplined in various ways by the overbaring authority of a male peins.

Guy 1:"Dude did that guy just use his penis powers against you?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he's such a penalizer"

by Lindrick January 21, 2010

Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy

A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.

Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

by someweido April 19, 2009