by McSmithy April 17, 2017

guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?
guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.
guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.
guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
by KingVerneus May 13, 2023

Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!
by sisterjames3.5 March 11, 2019

When wood pencils just aren’t enough. These became popular roughly in the 2nd grade, kids would screech over these. A long thin piece of graphite, commonly found in the 0.3 to 0.9mm range. Finding one of these on the floor, especially when there is a lot of led inside of it is a status symbol of clout and wealth within the school walls. Kids will also cry when they loose one. Consider it your lucky day if you find a loaded mechanical pencil on the floor. You can buy a few pencils for one if you’re lucky! These are the best writing tools you can get access to, and since no one buys them, it may take a while to get one.
Kid: Dude, I just found a loaded mechanical pencil.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.
by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish
Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish
Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic
(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."
(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"
(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"
by Pencil Child November 17, 2017

James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"
by RangerPickleDick666 December 10, 2019

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.
Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.
by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011
