missy is a pedro-sexual
by Paul Large August 3, 2007

A sex position. The female participant has to grow out their leg hair enough to have a “spiky” feel. She then sits atop her male partner and holds her arms in curved position to the sky and floor, mimicking the look of a San Pedro cactus. The male participant also rubs the females legs, and comments on its spiky-ness. This is done in Spanish for more advanced users. Works all year round, but ideal for winter.
Brooke “I haven’t shaved my legs for a week, better shave them tonight”
Tim “shave them tomorrow, let’s San Pedro tonight”
Brooke “vamos de fiesta, chico grande!”
Tim “shave them tomorrow, let’s San Pedro tonight”
Brooke “vamos de fiesta, chico grande!”
by tjdeckwhiler September 19, 2020

The ultimate crim fighting duo. Pedro being born on the Mexican American Border to illegal imigrants. His parents were shocked when he was born with a wrestling mask already attached to his face. Screaming they left him there. A young american couple picked him up and he was brought up as their own. A year later the american couple ( who cannot be named for safety reasons) gave birth to Clyde Meyer. pedro and clyde grew up together in the sleepy town of mexico city (sleepier in 1955) Together they decided to rid the city of evil and became vigilanty fighters.
by rodreguiz January 27, 2009

by Lillyballslovespedro October 20, 2023

by mikeytopf December 23, 2007

Pedro speak
I remember I got lost going around the school I couldn't get groom the pool to the the auditorium. That takes REAL skill
It was like my first week in games bay
Translation
I remember i got lost going around the school. I couldn't get from the pool to the auditorium. That takes real skill.
It was my first week in hawkes bay
I remember I got lost going around the school I couldn't get groom the pool to the the auditorium. That takes REAL skill
It was like my first week in games bay
Translation
I remember i got lost going around the school. I couldn't get from the pool to the auditorium. That takes real skill.
It was my first week in hawkes bay
by Urmadasofat June 16, 2010

by Tasteeee November 26, 2020
