penile

1. someone obsessed with a cock enlargement and exercising his cock muscles

2. when something so gay happens

you are one penile little twat
this fucking copying machine is so penile

by joon August 4, 2003

penile

a noun used to describe someone or something as being a dick.usually a insult.

dude your so penile.

by Mr.bane December 9, 2008

penile extension

a car which compensates for your penis that is 1/3 of a micron long when you poped a boner...

nice penile extension, bob

by http://www.animegamingforums.com February 27, 2005

penile infarction

V. Attack by a penis.
N. The act of being attacked by a penis.

Sally just got a penile infarction. She was just standing there when all of the sudden Henry's penis just started attacking her!

by JessD December 30, 2007

Penile rupture

Where the penis is ruptured by extreme masturbation.

"My Penis is bleeding because of a "penile rupture"

by sphynctor December 8, 2009

peckle

A small brownish spot on the shaft of the penis, often darker and more numerous in the case of a penis more frequently exposed to the sun. Those most frequently subject to such are surfers, tanners, nudists and flashers (but only in extreme cases of the latter).

Damn that boy got some peckles! His junk looks like a star chart!

by PixelPusher September 18, 2006

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009