Peanut Baws

Scottish slang. Someone who over-uses steroids, thus shrinking their testicles to the size of a peanut. Could also be used as a put down. (see example)

EXAMPLE:

Man 1: Excuse me, could you be so kind as to help me with my shopping?

Man 2: Fuck off peanut baws!

by Matt/Deano September 13, 2008

peanut butter and crack sandwich

A delicious delicousy created by the world's favorite base-head, Tyrone Biggums. This glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing Tyrone), Two pieces of bread(definently white, as Crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut butter.

Mrs. Biggums: "And what would you like for lunch today Tyrone?
"
Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"

by Jay4202 July 15, 2006

Peanut Butter Palace

The place were all peanut butter is made for people with foot fetishes.

A slang term for the job of someone with a foot fetish or peanutbutter fetish.

Hey Robert, John and Frank own peanut butter palace now.

by Peanutbutterfoot July 27, 2009

peanut butter thighs

brown, smooth, and easy to spread

damn that girl has some peanut butter thighs

by Shade_Immortal August 24, 2005

Peanut Butter attacks

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.

Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies

by booty bumpa October 18, 2009

Peanut Butter Time

The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences.

Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...

by gooseberrysupreme June 18, 2011

Peanut Butter Fun Factory (PBFF)

After dunking your junk into a jar of Peanut Butter, squeeze the remnants out your dick hole like Play-DohFun Factory.

Hey Roberto! Ever heard of “Squeeze Cheese”? Try my Peanut Butter Fun Factory (PBFF) on a cracker ;)

by PBFFL May 23, 2019