paula abdul

bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic

paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.

whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.

by syphilis queen June 22, 2023

paula margarita

Not unlike a Paula, a Paula Margarita is the oracle of natural beauty, exoticness, & uniqueness. She is wild & delicious, just like a typical Margarita. Except this one is always made with Patron, popular & smooth, with a kick!

"Paula Margarita sure wore me out last night. She had me seeing double! "
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"

by KariAnnTheWildFlower December 20, 2016

pulling a paula

when someone ghosts you for three days or more

Pulling a Paula is when you have a super great conversation with a girl and then she decides to stop texting you all of a sudden. Usually used in a lesbian relationship.

Hey Arcadia, how’s that girl you’ve been taking to? Oh yeah I don’t wanna talk about it, she pulled a Paula.

by gaygeorgewashington December 18, 2018

Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person

Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character

by stone wall Jackson March 25, 2014

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 17, 2020

paula g

funniest person alive ong

bro u done seen paula g she funny ash no cap bruh

by sluttyirish January 05, 2021

Cucu Paula

The most beautiful, smart and charming woman to ever walk the face of Earth.

Deen: Oh my god! Is that... Cucu Paula?
Darius: Yes! That's her! How do you know her?
Deen: How can I not know her? Everybody does! After all, she's perfect!

by Malar Gaming June 18, 2022