Someone who proclaims his/her support for the constitution, limited government, personal liberties, and the free market yet derides people who choose to vote for candidates that actually support these ideas because such candidates are deemed "un-electable".
Douchebag Patriot: You're voting for Gary Johnson? A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Obama! You need to vote for Romney!
Non-douche: First, I can assure you that voting for Gary Johnson will in no way add any votes to Obama's count. Secondly, Gary Johnson actually stands for the things that I feel are important, Romney only says what he thinks will get him re-elected. Romney's record does not reflect anything that you claim to support.
Douchebag Patriot: You must secretly be a liberal. Gary Johnson won't win. Romney may not be my first choice but we have to defeat Obama! This election is too important!
Non-douche: I wish I had a dollar for every person who has told me that they aren't voting for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul because they can't win. The idea that this election is somehow more important than any other is merely the same recycled hogwash that we hear every election year in an attempt to win third party supporters over for another RINO. Voting for Romney will only assure that we will get another RINO next time.
Douchebag Patriot: You're an idiot! I am going to block you now.
Non-douche: First, I can assure you that voting for Gary Johnson will in no way add any votes to Obama's count. Secondly, Gary Johnson actually stands for the things that I feel are important, Romney only says what he thinks will get him re-elected. Romney's record does not reflect anything that you claim to support.
Douchebag Patriot: You must secretly be a liberal. Gary Johnson won't win. Romney may not be my first choice but we have to defeat Obama! This election is too important!
Non-douche: I wish I had a dollar for every person who has told me that they aren't voting for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul because they can't win. The idea that this election is somehow more important than any other is merely the same recycled hogwash that we hear every election year in an attempt to win third party supporters over for another RINO. Voting for Romney will only assure that we will get another RINO next time.
Douchebag Patriot: You're an idiot! I am going to block you now.
by integritymatters October 19, 2012
Get the Douchebag Patriotmug. A makeshift patriot is someone who is manipulated into a sense of patriotism by the media, the government and other sources outside of their own experience. This definition comes from an interpretation of the song by the same name by the artist Sage Francis.
by Nicholas Sloan February 12, 2005
Get the Makeshift Patriotmug. The thing dances are a celebration of.
“The old me would have been excited, but the new me knows that dances are just a celebration of patriot archery.”
by TheMoosetopian September 29, 2021
Get the patriot archerymug. The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.
by Taquita Banana April 1, 2011
Get the Patriot's Landingmug. A word used in the essay "The American Crisis" by Thomas Paine in winter 1776 during the uncertain times of the American revolution.
The word Sunshine Patriot refers to individuals who claim to fight against tyranny on the side of freedom, yet are unable to stick it out when the going gets tough or unfavorable.
These individuals will "shrink from the service of their country" when conditions are bad or uncomfortable for them.
It is a term meant to shame those who are false-patriots who claim to be patriots, but will not give 100% effort when their moment of truth arrives.
The word Sunshine Patriot refers to individuals who claim to fight against tyranny on the side of freedom, yet are unable to stick it out when the going gets tough or unfavorable.
These individuals will "shrink from the service of their country" when conditions are bad or uncomfortable for them.
It is a term meant to shame those who are false-patriots who claim to be patriots, but will not give 100% effort when their moment of truth arrives.
#1 Although proclaiming to give 100% to the cause, Bob deserted it when the winter season came. Bob is a Sunshine Patriot.
by Poopy Mgee November 30, 2011
Get the Sunshine Patriotmug. Palin Patriots is another word for Tea Party Patriots. Basically these are the sheep that follow Sarah Palin and the radical anti-government group known as the Tea Party. Obviously these wingnuts do not understand the meaning of "patriot."
These people blame President Obama for the disaster caused by George W Bush and are upset by the drastic steps Obama has taken to repair our devastated economy.
They seem to be opposed to anything Democrats do and have no concept of rational thought!
These people blame President Obama for the disaster caused by George W Bush and are upset by the drastic steps Obama has taken to repair our devastated economy.
They seem to be opposed to anything Democrats do and have no concept of rational thought!
The Palin Patriots complain about taxes and goverment spending during the Obama Adminstration, however they were silent while the Bush Administration was creating record deficits!
by Charles_U_Farley August 29, 2010
Get the Palin Patriotsmug. patriotic nigras
A group of losers who fuck around on Second Life making idiots of themselves for the lulz. (which is 'internet moron' for: "Hey look at me, I'm not funny but I want people to laugh anyway")
Think that "The penis is the funniest shit EVER brah!"
Their humor is shared by:
Trolls
13 year old boys
Drunks
*Drunk 13 year old boys seem to be immune.
Fail to realize that devoting time to trolling a game pretty much makes them the same as the people who play for real. Except PN just spends all their time pretending to be that clown from V for Vendetta.
Except, instead of a corrupt government, they're taking down a Sims MMO's player base.
And, instead of waging war through the invigoration of public social conscious, they make cartoon dicks fly around.
Good Job guys...
Oh and before you PN fanboys get too antsy and fill your virtual diapers with angry butt brownies,
PENIS!
There, you should be giggling now.
Go bounce this ball...
A group of losers who fuck around on Second Life making idiots of themselves for the lulz. (which is 'internet moron' for: "Hey look at me, I'm not funny but I want people to laugh anyway")
Think that "The penis is the funniest shit EVER brah!"
Their humor is shared by:
Trolls
13 year old boys
Drunks
*Drunk 13 year old boys seem to be immune.
Fail to realize that devoting time to trolling a game pretty much makes them the same as the people who play for real. Except PN just spends all their time pretending to be that clown from V for Vendetta.
Except, instead of a corrupt government, they're taking down a Sims MMO's player base.
And, instead of waging war through the invigoration of public social conscious, they make cartoon dicks fly around.
Good Job guys...
Oh and before you PN fanboys get too antsy and fill your virtual diapers with angry butt brownies,
PENIS!
There, you should be giggling now.
Go bounce this ball...
patriotic nigras? They're name is so edgy! I'm already offended because I'm a fuckin' nun! what do they do again? Troll Second Life? WTF is that?... ...WOW. They do this why exactly?...Oh yeah, they sure showed everyone who the losers are.
by esper777 May 15, 2009
Get the patriotic nigrasmug.