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The act of chugging soda while nakedly urinating.
Can also mean the act of taking a hot shower while juggling grapes in your mouth.
The act of chugging soda while nakedly urinating.
Can also mean the act of taking a hot shower while juggling grapes in your mouth.
Yesterday, George wanted to juggle grapes but had to take a shower, so he pakonged to get both done.
by EmHanTessJillBrookeHan February 13, 2010
Get the pakonge mug.A way of defining someone who has excessive thoughts about how communism is great. But in real-fact they have no wisdom and are deemed to be hated upon by society.
Person A: Communism is great man, I read carl marx books all the time.
Person B: I dont care man leave me alone you dumb parandeep!
Person A: Communism is the way forward!
Person B: I dont care man leave me alone you dumb parandeep!
Person A: Communism is the way forward!
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A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010
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Get the Paranoia Activia mug.Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
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