Parallel Suckage

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1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.

1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"

by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018

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Paraplegicc

If you are very gassy and burp a lot then you are a paraplegic.

Friend * Burps *
Friend2 'I didn't know that you were a paraplegicc!'

by HeyFrog December 13, 2018

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paraplega

A state of Euphoric being, binding both taste and humor into somthing exquisit.

“how was Hawwiie”

“bro I was in Paraplega the whole time”

I was in a complet state of Paraplega during my honeymoon.

by Sir. Fagalot the great March 21, 2019

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Paraplegic Nigga

A nigga who has to sit in a wheelchair and can’t run from the overseers so he was left behind.

Damn, I almost lost every slave in the break out. Thank god I had a paraplegic nigga in my barn.

by Slave seller July 8, 2019

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Paralleagle

Perfection in flight. Symmetry and safety in the exquisite Darwinian evolution of the genus “Aquila”.

Eaglets Leukos and Cephalos finished at the top of their squadron, and they showed off their paralleagle training in the annual migration. They did not bump into one another even ONCE in the thousand mile journey from Canada to California. True! AND Straight!

by You rReal Name July 7, 2020

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