Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heightened making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting while cooking can ultimately take it to a more passionate level.

Danielle: I brought some sexy lingerie for my date with Jaylen tonight.

Bree: Sexy lingerie for a date?

Danielle: Jaylen and I are having a pajama cooking date instead of a cooking date.

Bree: Wearing sexy lingerie will definitely give your date an added sex factor.

by Starving Artist246 April 14, 2025

pajama thug

When you spend an entire day in your pajamas because there's no one else as thug as you and you could care less about what anyone says

Boy 1: I heard Derek wore his pajamas all day yesterday
Boy 2: Awwww no way, he's such a pajama thug
Boy 1: You don't want to mess with him

by hormonally unstable October 5, 2015

Pajama Jamie Jam

A wild house (boat, library, club, etc.) party that requires you to come dressed up in your pajama's or sleep like attire some time usually during the night.

Like seen on House Party 2, when kid n play go to college. Please see this movie if you have any questions.

Denise: Hey what type of party is it?
Mark: You know, an old fashioned Pajama Jamie Jam!
Denise: Ohhh! I'll make sure to wear my new baggy shiry and Joe Boxer boxers!

by Edwin Tucker June 4, 2015

bananas in pajamas

a kids show called bananas in pajamas. its just bananas in pajamas what do you expect..?

kid1: whats your favorite show?

kid2: bananas in pajamas, duh
kid1: whats that?
kid2: OUGYUDF8UGW

by bananalover9000 April 23, 2022

Schrodinger‘s pajama day

When you are supposed to dress in special/informal way for an event, but you don’t know if anyone is going to do it until you show up to that event.

Everyone is supposed to wear their Halloween costumes to work tomorrow, if I do and nobody else does, I’ll look stupid, if I don’t and everyone else wears theirs, I’ll stick out like a sore thumb, it’s a Schrodinger‘s pajama day

by Givebill October 30, 2025

Pajama Smack

After sleeping 8 hours or a long day in your PJ's you reach into your pants and gather all the sweat under your balls, and proceed to open hand smack someone across the face with your ball sweat lathered hand. For added effect you yell "smack" in a Dave Chappelle esk accent or cadence

You did you slap Dave?
No, no ,no .. when he was asleep I woke him up with a pajama Smack

by anonymous August 8, 2025