Blood Page

The act of bleeding and transferring the blood on a sheet of paper to make a blood page.

He chewed his fingers to the point of bleeding then used the blood to make a blood page.

by Parallel Universe November 21, 2011

Nathan Page

Someone who needs to get a haircut.

He is such a Nathan.

Did you see Billy he is such a Nathan Page, with that hair.

by qwerty02 March 22, 2019

Page Patriots

A school that used to be full of country boys. Now it’s full of people who act like they are country. But we all the majority live in a gated golf subdivision and use there daddy’s money to get a lifted truck.

Hey Brandon how did you get that lifted 6.0 turbo diesel?

Brandon reply’s “ my daddy bought it for me”

Page patriots

by Page patriots August 22, 2019

On Pages' Wages

To be paid at a low rate.

He is on pages' wages

by Kwikfingers! June 13, 2016

jimmy page

The Best Guitarist EVER in the world. if you think someone else is better he will come beat your ass cause thats how sweet he is. and i personally will be pissed so i will come to your body he had previously beat and lumberjack you in the face for your ignorance.

Jimmy Page got pissed so he killed the entire music genre of rap/emo/pop/other short 3 letter abbreviated music types. cause they suck. and his band Led Zeppelin pwns music.

by Mike Chislow January 3, 2004

page 99

a page in the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's book "America: The Book". In it, lies the biggest shock image ever...naked supreme court justices. Yup, naked Rehnquist, naked Scalia, naked O'Connor, and naked Thomas. You will fap to any of the 9 pictures!

Ohh yeah...page 99 is the best thing in this world.

by World Domination July 19, 2005

Yellow Pages

The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.

The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.

by None Yo Buzinezz Man March 5, 2011