Packing the Meat

Slang term for Masturbation.

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.

by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009

Pickering Taxi

Slang for a Hearse. The term was coined in reference to Pickering in North Yorkshire.

Due to the town's aging population the death rate appears abnormally high and as such students will frequently see "pickering taxis" driving around the streets on their lunch break.

Pickering is so full of old people every other vehicle is a pickering taxi.

by Rude McDude July 8, 2010

packing dacks

v. Shitting ones pants. Australian slang. Commonly used to describe a state of immense terror, said terror either figuratively or literally leading one to involuntarily empty ones bowels directly into whatever trousers one may be currently wearing. Experienced by most persons at some unfortunate moment in life, this temporary affliction can be both hilarious and horrifying to onlookers.

"Mate, my Met Regional is tomorrow afternoon, and my voice has been funky for weeks. I'm packing dacks."
"Dude, are you sure it's not the Raspberry Chia kombucha you destroyed yesterday evening with dinner?"
"Oh, yeah, that's probably it."

by Antipodean Windbag February 11, 2017

put pocketing

When a person puts something into your pocket. It is the same as reverse pick pocketing. It is done by some advertising agencies to promote their product.

The advertisers are getting more aggressive and cheap with their put pocketing campaigns. At one time they would put a fiver in the pocket with their ads. Now they put tasteless trinkets of negative value.

by mlhiss August 25, 2009

Packing Lunch

Eating extra food when you don't know how long it will be until your next meal. Eating a lot to keep yourself from getting hungry later.

Eric began packing lunch before work by stuffing his face with Fritos; who knew if he would get a chance to eat later.

by Pantho May 7, 2011

puckering string

A persons butthole.

The other day i ate taco bell and it felt like my puckering string broke, i shit all over myself

by JR Harryman March 4, 2012

fudge packing gerbiller

A derogatory term to describe a homosexual male.

Fudge packing refers to the act of anal sex.

Gerbilling is an odd practice of inserting a small rodent (mouse, often) into a condom which is then inserted into the anal cavity, where the dying convulsions of the poor animal are said to produce a pleasurable effect.

The term is derived from a combination of the two practices.

As heard on the train platform: "Get outta the way, you fudge packing gerbiller!"

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009