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Packing Spheres

Packing Spheres occurs when a child under 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 2 Diopter OR When a person over 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 6 Diopter.
Dude. My Granddaughter just got back with her new glasses from the optician. I'm glad she has good glasses now...that kid is really Packing Spheres!
by Rambler Man June 10, 2021
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Pickling

I just got done pickling that stupid bitch Isabella
by Bobbyisnotoriginal September 11, 2021
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Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.
"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."
by hollow1 October 29, 2023
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Penis Packing Patty

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.
When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.
by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012
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pope packing

Being so heavily devoted to the lord that you have to start packing boys into your van for a cheeky bum, because children just dont go to church anymore
Genesis 3:5 and then there was pope packing
by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016
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Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.
I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.
by Rellov January 17, 2017
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Nigger Packing

When you pack by throwing your shit into trash bags an hour after you needed to leave
Person 1- I thought you were traveling with Ed
Person 2 - had to catch an Uber because Ed was Nigger Packing
by Eloncrust June 2, 2018
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