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pumpkin fucker 

1) One who inserts penis into pumpkins
2) One who fucks pumpkins
person 1: Yo Scotty, I heard about what you did for two bucks, you pumpkin fucker!
pumpkin fucker by Jajee November 15, 2007

Pumpkin Puss 

When a girl's vagina is so plump that it makes her panties, (and in some cases, her pants) bulge out at her crotch.
"Hey Mike, what are you staring at?"
"She's so hot, but when she steps out of the pool my eyes are immediately drawn to the sight of her enormous Pumpkin Puss."
Pumpkin Puss by Vinci22 January 20, 2009

Pumpkin Pusher

A name commonly given to high school or college basketball players. A word most frequently used by wrestlers, it can also be used by hockey players and other non-basketball winter athletes.
Wrestler: You gay pumpkin pushing pussies, you call that a workout!?.....Basketball Player: Me gay?, your the one groping men in spandex.......Wrestler: At least i'm not a Pumpkin Pusher!!! (If i could just get him on the mat in front of the whole campus, then we'll see how tough he really is)

Pumpkin Headed Twat 

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.
Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.
Pumpkin Headed Twat by Jeremy Searle September 28, 2004

pumpkin (punkin, punky) 

1) A cutie-pie.
2) A hypmonizing rear-end (badonkadonk).
1) Hey punky you silly poon!
2) Check out the punkin on that fizzle!

Pumpkin Face 

An individual (most often female) who tans so frequently that her face begins to resemble a pumpkin: orange, round and fat.

Frequently their skin also begins to resemble the hard, leathery hide of a pumpkin.
Guy 1: "I can't stand Jersey, man. It's crawling with Pumpkin Face's, let's just go to Vegas"
Guy 2: "You're right, the hookers in Vegas have more class than Jersey bitches"
Pumpkin Face by PFareHoes January 21, 2010