The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.
Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
by siforek May 17, 2012
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A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut.
Definition B,
Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.
A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut.
Definition B,
Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.
Example A;
'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard'
Example B;
'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now'
'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'
'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard'
Example B;
'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now'
'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'
by Llihp Notwen April 15, 2013
Get the Les Pretend mug.Abbreviation: IGPTA. A polite and playful way to acknowledge someone with whom one disagrees (especially a member of the opposite sex)
Mary: "I think this artwork would look so much better on THIS wall." John: "I graciously pretend to agree."
by 1570Maple October 13, 2013
Get the I graciously pretend to agree. mug.by WellbeingofEndlessOnline October 13, 2008
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Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.
Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.
Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...
2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.
3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...
2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.
3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
by thatbastard December 2, 2009
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