The third-largest city in Manitoba, "Portage la Prairie" is French for "pee stop between Winnipeg and Brandon". The main attractions include the world's largest Coke can in the back of the Canadian Tire parking lot and a gigantic spotlight that's used to blind passing pilots on the roof of the hotel next to the giant Coke can.
Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.
Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.
Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.
Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.
by detartrated March 31, 2011
when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.
by bearnp2010 December 22, 2009
Take a slow steady 50 percent poo, once it's halfway to the toilet bowl before separation from the anus, freeze it with liquid nitrogen. Once frozen re-enter the shag cave, lubricate frozen stool, insert it into your current cum dumpsters clam cake until the stool is no longer frozen enough for intercourse. Once you finish plowing her coochie make her clean up the poopy aftermath.
I was so super smashed the other night and found my dads liquid nitrogen, i decided to Alaskan prairie dog tiffanys punani.
by Young Skeezy December 14, 2016
barrington prairie campus is the worst. you have the group of brandy melville whores who sip iced caramel macchiatos at exactly 8:52 am. then you have the group of social rejects who slit their wrists for attention. then you have the republican trump supporting boys who literally smell like booty. bitches there don’t even know who to start or finish a relationship. i will not forget about jiggly gillette and his beanstalk looking ass. let’s also not forget that one bitch julia holland. if you wanna throw a drink at your ex please exit without crying julia. welcome to satan’s palace.
i was a victim at barrington prairie campus
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