Poser

Noun, Adjective

1. Somebody or something that poses as, imitates someone or something.
2. A widly used (mispelling of an?) insult by immature people, usually to critisize people they don't know, hypocritcally, for acting and/or dressing a certain way "to be cool."
See Posuer.

1. If a person were to pose for a/an artist/artists, a photographer, et cetera, they would be considered a poser.

2. Boy or girl: "He/She's such a poser."

Poser by Tk like whoa January 20, 2007

poser

A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look cool. Whether it be a techno poser, an emo poser, or even a lesbian poser, each one pretends to like that in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and look at other people's shirts to prove it.

Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser?

Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.
(Shirts read: Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....)

poser by xograce. September 8, 2008

Poser

my little sister. someone who pretends to be something they're not.

my little sister is preppy and she tries to be goth and punk and skater. that is a poser

Poser by tayter_bug July 12, 2009

poser

noun - one who acts like something he/she is not. usually deals with music. people who think they are punk but are just dumb. avril lavigne.

Billy- Wow Johnny, you sure are punk'd out today with your liberty spikes and leather jacket!
Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about.
Billy- O? and what band might that be?
Johnny- New Found Glory
Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.

poser by pOs-Er May 1, 2003

poser

a poser is someone who copies who they think are the cool people's everymove and then go and spend money on crap they can't do or will more then likely ever do. things like skateboarding or learning to play the guitar or drums or something just cause all the people around them do it.

1. joe- hey i just got the most awesomest skateboard ever!
bob- how muck did it cost?
joe- like $200
bob-that's a lot...can you do any tricks on it?
joe-um... yea but i can't do them now.
bob- why not?
joe- um.....
bob- damn poser get a life

poser by ~demon eyes~ October 29, 2005

poser

Punk poser: listens to American Idiot consantly and is totaly obsessed but doesn't know they had other cd's in the 90's

Goth poser: person who wears all black clothes ect. but doesn't even know Edgar Allen Poe or acts very cheery

skater poser: wears skater clothes and owns a skateboard but never uses the board. Can't even balance for long

Poser:AMERICAN IDIOT ROCKS!!!!11!!1!!

Me: My favorite green day cd is Nimrod or dookie

Poser: WTF ARE THOZE ALBUMZ!?!?!?

poser by Hollicide May 17, 2005

poser

Insecure high-school kids latching onto whatever cultural or subcultural stereotype they can in order to 'fit in.' This is a manifestation on an undifferentiated ego-mass striving for conformity and order in a complex and difficult social environment, such as high-school. Most of these kids will outgrow it by their mid 20s. And, will discover that 'being themselves' is the best option of all.

Middle and upper class Black kids trying to be 'gangsta.'
Middle and upper class White kids trying to be 'punk.'

'Derek is such a poser. He talks all 'street' and listens to all the latest gangsta-rap from LA. When in fact, he grew up in Georgetown and his dad is an executive at IBM.'

poser by Bill3 January 9, 2008