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portuguese heart shot

Hunting term;

Where an animal is running away from you, and you can skillfully place a shot (with the appropriate caliber) dead center in the clacker without wasting meat on either side.

This differs from a “Texas Heart Shot” where the shot is due to a lack of accuracy.
The Camel 🐪 was running away as he nominatedPORTUGUESE HEART SHOT!!” right as he lead pilled it in the dohnut hole.
by EXP101 April 22, 2018
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portuguese lobster boat

Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...
by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016
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portuguese snow blower

When you put cocaine in the end of a straw and blow it into her butthole and then proceed to stick it in. As needed.
I legit gave that bitch a Portuguese snow blower she didn’t feel a thing!
by crowley14 December 3, 2021
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Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft
Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69
by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018
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Portuguese Lip gloss

An act in which a man and woman masterbate together and once the two climax they smear their own love mayo with their index finger on each others lips. They then pucker up and smooch.
Julie and I were bored in the bedroom so we thought we might try a Portuguese Lip gloss
by lick my lips November 15, 2014
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Portuguese Home Run

Any infield hit. (Preferably a bunt single)
Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.
by Jim & Todd September 7, 2007
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Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.
hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.
by Reptar08 July 1, 2010
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