Hunting term;
Where an animal is running away from you, and you can skillfully place a shot (with the appropriate caliber) dead center in the clacker without wasting meat on either side.
This differs from a “Texas Heart Shot” where the shot is due to a lack of accuracy.
Where an animal is running away from you, and you can skillfully place a shot (with the appropriate caliber) dead center in the clacker without wasting meat on either side.
This differs from a “Texas Heart Shot” where the shot is due to a lack of accuracy.
The Camel 🐪 was running away as he nominated “PORTUGUESE HEART SHOT!!” right as he lead pilled it in the dohnut hole.
by EXP101 December 25, 2017
by NUT TUGGER July 29, 2018
Following a Portuguese Breakfast, the decadent meal is shared between consenting adults in the form of a snowball.
Jack enjoyed Gary's Portuguese Breakfast so much that he insisted in letting his partner taste the decadent concoction for himself. The couple spent the better part of the morning in bed together enjoying a Portuguese Snow Day.
by spacehead74 November 25, 2019
Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...
by J0HNNY0 February 18, 2016
An act in which a man and woman masterbate together and once the two climax they smear their own love mayo with their index finger on each others lips. They then pucker up and smooch.
by lick my lips November 15, 2014
Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.
by Jim & Todd August 30, 2007
When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.
hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.
by Reptar08 June 28, 2010