Doing something incredibly retarded
by Alfonso:) May 26, 2021
A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.
by Wschwie April 16, 2014
by Knot My Real Name February 13, 2018
Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 04, 2021
A bottle of liquor in which you take with you to typically to events in which they usually dont sell liquor or in which the establishment may sell liquor but it's over priced.
Example 1.
Johnny says hey Jim lets go to the cubs game tonight.
Jim says to Johnny well I cant go because I dont have a lot of money.
Johnny says its ok lets just get pocket bottles.
Example 2.
Kim says to Johnny you want to go watch a movie?
Johnny says ok sure but let's get pocket bottles since they dont sell alcohol there.
Johnny says hey Jim lets go to the cubs game tonight.
Jim says to Johnny well I cant go because I dont have a lot of money.
Johnny says its ok lets just get pocket bottles.
Example 2.
Kim says to Johnny you want to go watch a movie?
Johnny says ok sure but let's get pocket bottles since they dont sell alcohol there.
by Preston Walters September 21, 2009
I busted a nut in a chicks sprog pocket
by LewisLeroy December 23, 2020
by hayeshenderson March 27, 2012