plunger

A tool, cleverly devised by early mankind to cause great physical pain, anguish, and extreme frustration. Normally manufactured in asian countries such as Malaysia, China, etc. Normally advertised to "plunge" waste from one's toilet, its actual purpose is far, far darker. This is the instrument of death, the tool of the executioner. Terribly devastative, the plunger, whence soaked with "poopy water," or worse, is a fearsome weapon in the hands of even the youngest of children or oldest of granny.

Beware- Man With Plunger

I was beholden to plunge mine Toilet, but yon Plunger had'st its own ideas.

by El Presidente Puejo May 2, 2006

Munger (plunger)

This is where one takes a plunger, or a "Munger" after completing the act munging. This is used to retrieve all of the mung after a nice, swift stomp onto your mung victim. Your partner will then preceed to exume all the excess mung with the "munger" from the rotten vagina.

1. Hey Steve, pass me that munger (plunger), im still pretty hungry.

2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.

3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.

by John and Kyle May 23, 2006

pumpkin pounder

A person with a redhead fetish.

Q:Did you hear Jenna only has sex with redheaded men?

A: Ya Jenna is a pumpkin pounder bro!

by Pfresh5000 April 17, 2014

pounder

This is a 16 ounce can of beer... Coined by our friend Danny (sorry buddy but I don't know ur last name)

*Danny opens the fridge* "Edge, can I grab one of your pounders?"

by edge November 26, 2004

brown pounder

The act of hitting someone so hard in roller derby that the impact with the ground causes their bowels to release and shit to spray up their back. There are many variations of this act, such as the brown pounder with ketchup, and/or cheese.

SHIT MONIQUA! You just slammed me so hard, I left a brown pounder on the track!

Bitch, yo betta start pray’n! We’re gonna hand out brown pounders to your WHOLE TEAM this bout!!

by The BrownPound Bandit June 23, 2011

pumpkin pounder

Women who love gingers (red headed men) and treat them as sexual objects.

Dude, check out that foxy lady at the end of the bar checking you out. She's digging your red lochs. She looks like a pumpkin pounder!

by The bro's bro April 17, 2014

PEDO POUNDER

person who radomly seeks out pedophiles and has hot and steamy sex with them. aka..pedo pounder

I heared that jordan had hot and steamy sex with a pedophile...what a pedo pounder

by Jordana Ellen June 15, 2008