Hyper piper

To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising
I got hit with a hyper piper from Gerald last night shit was craaaazzy
by Stunky punk November 23, 2021
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Piper Lemmons

She is an amazing girl. She will get very mad at you if you screw up. But she can forgive it won't be easy though and she will always remember it and hold a gruge. She can be very nice but if you tip her off it's a pretty bad side of her. She may get mad at you for no reason but she most likely will come back nice. She will hurt you but not on purpose. It will take her a LONG time to forgive you but she will still love you ❤️
Piper Lemmons is the best friend to have in the world 🌎❤.
by Piper Lemmons December 27, 2022
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ballsack piper

n; One who creates traditional Scottish music through the act of placing large pipes into their ballsack and playing them melodically.
I heard Gary's father was once a traditional ballsack piper in the days of olde
by Shadow_86 October 30, 2017
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piper joe

(Australian slang) used in reference to the act of or process of smoking a cone/bowl through a bong, pipe or other apparatus.
Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?
by Yggdrasil April 09, 2008
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Gavin Piper

A whiny little “future marine” that can’t take a joke and hates his life. He has threatened to shoot up his school multiple times and claims that he will kill everyone. He is a mondo cunt waffle and his mom wants him to get the fuck out of her house and to find the chromosome that he is missing.
Gavin Piper threatened to shoot me to day so I said he was a lactating tiny penis bitch and he cried and ran away.
by THEBIGONEBOI January 17, 2019
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bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.
1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.
by pseudonym March 10, 2005
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bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"
Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.
by wordforger69 February 20, 2010
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