pedronumb

um gah mm

pedronumb:
random tourist: oh there’s the big statue over there

by patinha July 17, 2019

Patronus

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors

Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.

by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019

Bone Patrol

When a woman is flirting with a man in the obvious pursuit of sex.

"This girl won't leave me alone, man. She's definitely on Bone Patrol!"

by Angelo Daniels June 22, 2009

expecto patron

A charm that calls into existence a shot of tequila. This gets much harder to do correctly if one tries to do it 3 or 4 times in a row, with the exception of very high-tolerance casters. It should be noted that Dumbledore could cast the charm wordlessly.

"Expecto Patron!" he cried; a deep, golden light leapt from the tip of his wand and materialized into a shot of Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo Extra Añejo Tequila on the bar.

by Tobadef January 15, 2016

Problema con pedro

A phrase characterizing a problem someone is clearly not mentally and/or physically equipped to handle.

So your dad needs to settle a dispute between his Latin girlfriend's mother and her volatile boyfriend?

yeah... problema con pedro

by Mat IV July 22, 2009

Pearoast

The act of re-posting an image on B3ta.com, most probably because the original post was at 3am when no-one saw it, or cos no-one laughed the first time...

"Pearoast from last night of my Svenno/Quo/NoHands/Chump ManBear animation"

by LittlePixel March 25, 2004

expecto patronads

one of the wizard swears used in the popular youtube video potter puppet pals in "wizard swears".
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies

"everyone let's go" *harry to ron and herminone*
"expecto patronads" *runs away from snape*

by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008