Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

peruvian scissorhand

Start trimming your partners pubes during intercourse and when you climax , slap their lower stomach

I was doing the peruvian scissorhand with Emma and I fucked up and cut my cock off

by Urmomsbf September 3, 2022

Peruvian Flute

Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.

To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute

by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022

Peruvian Circumcision

When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.

Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.

by Linguine88 December 6, 2022

Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”

by Perseph December 8, 2022

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023