A place where you can be a penguin and has a strict chat but people still go on dates and do it on their couches.
Jojogurl15: I love Club Penguin. I went on a date yesterday. We had some fun on the couch.
Purplyhubub: Me too!!! Except we had fun in the back seats of the stage. But I did get banned.
Purplyhubub: Me too!!! Except we had fun in the back seats of the stage. But I did get banned.
by jojogurl15 February 28, 2011
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Get the Fire Penguin Disco Panda mug.A penguin ninja looks cute and cuddley but they can kick your butt from here to New Orleans. Especially if you piss them off. Pet them and they'll squeel 'cause their scared and will run off. Then they'll come back with about 6 other penguin ninjas and kick your butt.
Whoa man! Where'd you get that black eye?
Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!
Seriously?
Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.
Ouch.
Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!
Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!
Seriously?
Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.
Ouch.
Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!
by BenjiPenguinNinja July 7, 2007
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"the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed."
by Dreian Yoshi October 25, 2004
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Ex: I was having an awful day, then I penguin danced; now I'm having a wonderfully smiley, fantastically beautiful day again.
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