Patrick

Someone who won’t stop going on about how they’re Irish

Patrick: I’m Irish.
Everyone: No one cares.

by MC2T October 14, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is a sexy and fit alpha male man likes anyone with the name "mia". He thinks he is tall when in reality he barely scrapes the 5ft margin. He is very friendly and likes to play games. He is a pro e-sports athlete and always fails no nut november. He currently goes out with Orla quin and sends pictures of her tits to everyone. He is also built dif.

Patrick Smith is fat

by Eamonn fatphobic cunt November 9, 2021

Patrick

A silly Billy with a small willy

Stop being a Patrick

by Jinx lol November 16, 2021

patrick

insanely fucking gay man. may swear he is not gay but he is

person: "hey patrick you are a fucking faggot 😺"

by faglover420 July 10, 2021

Patrick

Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.

"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"

by trevisna corbmeyer November 18, 2011

Patrick

A lying cheating snake, he will make you cry more than laugh and he just wants to get in your pants. He’s ugly but always gets what he wants with girls. Never trust him

Trinity: god Patrick is texting me again

Hannah: ew he is hitting me up too

by Bythat one May 24, 2018

Patrick

|ˈpatrik| noun
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.

“That one there, that's Patrick. He is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.”

by Aimss December 16, 2013