paletas

Spanish for popsicles.

Frozen fruit bars (water or milk base) on a stick. Usually sold by street vendors ala ice cream man.

mami, gimme money to buy paletas!

"paletas!! paletas de agua y leche!! paletas!!" yells the ice cream man.

by m.a.y.r.a. July 30, 2008

Jimmy Page

noun: Born a true alchemist he is the only man in the world who can turn Led into gold AND platinum, multiplatinum and diamonds. If anyone else has this touch, they are known as a Jimmy Page junior, but to this day, even his eldest son, James Page III doesn't have the touch.

verb: To mix the perfect Plant with a big Bonham and just the right amount of JPJ (complex compound known as just pure jenius) and using his own skills and magical touch created the best group who played the best music and still bring the world joy.

noun: There are reports that Glenn Seaborg, (1951 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry) succeeded in transmuting a minute quantity of lead (possibly en route from bismuth, in 1980) into gold but he's No Jimmy Page!

verb: No matter what you say man, no other rock band can ever do a Jimmy Page. It's just not possible!

(Jimmy Page started the band by finding the right people, wrote (and co-wrote) most of the music, played on every song and produced all Led Zeppelin albums.

The gold albums for Led Zeppelin and more: 19 gold, 18 platinum, 14 multiplatinum, 5 diamond)

by fripouille September 22, 2011

pageena pagina

A big, fat, Diva Bitch.

Rosie O'Donnell.

"Rosie O'Donnell, she's not even a diva, she's a Pageena Pagina"

by RosieFan1992 March 28, 2010

united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.

beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest

by Princess Aura October 13, 2013

of mice and men page 20

one of the most n-words on a book page ever

you're a Of Mice And Men page 20 word seven

by ]'/[;. March 16, 2021

Bus Stop Beauty Pageant

When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.

Joe: That girl is pretty fine.

Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.

by The Doode October 23, 2008

Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011