ass peanuts

Bite-sized turds. Great as party snacks for the unsuspecting.

I left a bunch of ass peanuts on the floor that I got from my grandma.

by Dan Devine October 17, 2004

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toot toot peanut butter

1. Punchline phrase to the children's song and/or finger play that goes:

A peanut sat on a railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter.
Round the bend came Number 10,
Toot! Toot! Peanut Buttter!

2. Synonomous with "His ass got hammered!".
Football Announcer: Here's the handoff and OOOOH!!! WHAT A HIT!! That's GOTTA hurt!

Viewer at Home: DAYEM! Check out da replay yo! Urlacher's like toot toot peanut butter. That's how we hit in Chicago son.

by JRPinCT December 26, 2008

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Peanut butter kisses

The act of spreading peanut butter on your genitals (typically male) and letting a dog lick it off for sexual pleasure.

I was so desperate last night I just settled for peanut butter kisses from fluffy.

by Scarlet14 December 16, 2009

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Peanut N Corn Corsage

A used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone's shirt utilizing the feces to adhere the wad to the shirt or blouse resulting in the appearance of a corsage made of toilet paper.

Rather than wearing a traditional flower corsage, Chris decided to be different and his friend adorned him with a Peanut N Corn Corsage for his wedding ceremony.

by Eaton Holgoode July 19, 2006

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kiwi peanut love

The kind of bond people search their whole lives for. this love is what completes lives. A relationship that has intense struggles but overcomes with tremendous strides. The people involved in this type of love are eachothers best friends and will have the best looking children ever. the couple that has kiwi peanut love will change the world. kiwis and peanuts arent the same at all but thats what makes their love so special! A bond made to last and the best once in a lifetime blessing that anyone could ever dream of!

wow look at them they totally have that kiwi peanut love!

by k-dubb6 October 16, 2008

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