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Ostrich

A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.
Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!
by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015
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ostrich#3366

A notorious Discord user known for his hatred of pedophiles and Russians. He only plays mobile games and is an X-bow main.
Johnathan: Bruhhh that x-bow user is such an annoying piece of shit, he keeps BMing me.
BSC: yeah that's ostrich#3366, that Chinese bitch.
by Slipping pie February 28, 2023
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grammar ostrich

A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.
When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.
by Chelmite April 25, 2019
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The Ostrich Decrement

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.
The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Decrement!
by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019
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ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"
by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021
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Serial Ostrich

An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????
by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020
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Eating the ostrich

A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.
Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.
by Ostrich08 September 3, 2022
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