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Ostriching

When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.
The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .
by Killitandgrillit August 10, 2015
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Ostrich

Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly
This is an ostrich
by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022
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Serial Ostrich

Serial Ostrich: An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
YOU: What is a Serial Ostrich
ME: Basically a kangaroo but Ostrich
YOU: ???
by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020
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grammar ostrich

A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.
When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.
by Chelmite April 25, 2019
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Ostrich

Something a Very popular rapper flexed in a song
"Who's this? He should be in cockpit uh, Cause im flyer than a fucking Ostrich"
by adhfgsdhhgfgh March 16, 2021
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Serial Ostrich

An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????
by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020
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Eating the ostrich

A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.
Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.
by Ostrich08 September 3, 2022
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