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Eating the ostrich

A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.
Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.
by Ostrich08 September 3, 2022
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The Ostrich

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie

Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016
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The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride
Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was
by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017
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grammar ostrich

A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.
When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.
by Chelmite April 25, 2019
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The Ostrich Decrement

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.
The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Decrement!
by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019
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ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"
by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021
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The Ostrich

When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.
"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."

"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"
by DahWorm July 7, 2016
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