mission assccomplished

When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it

"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"

by BeepBoopSon August 24, 2016

Mission influshible

Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down

I was doing my mission influshible, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down

by Suklaa May 14, 2017

mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

Mission Imflushable

Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down

I was doing my mission imflushable, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down

by Suklaa May 14, 2017

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

Bunk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist

Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bunk mission

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

Mission Statement

A code word for making out with your girl. Useful in situations where others are present.

The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.

by 50ShadesOfGayy May 19, 2020