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Blood on my knife or shit on my dick

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive
by NLR718 June 11, 2006
mugGet the Blood on my knife or shit on my dickmug.

i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real
steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023
mugGet the i shitted my pants i am for realmug.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.
bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.
by Renkari October 14, 2021
mugGet the bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouthmug.

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
mugGet the Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!mug.

about to beat my shit

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”
by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025
mugGet the about to beat my shitmug.

Lose my shit

I’m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you don’t stop your shit.
by The real him March 13, 2023
mugGet the Lose my shitmug.

Working on my shit

Realizing that I got some problems internally and that I need to make changes to myself, and then spending some time away from people so I can make those changes and be a better me.
After me and Vee broke up last winter, I just been working on my shit.
by Sean Vann October 19, 2021
mugGet the Working on my shitmug.

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